Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Tattoo Tuesday 2

After the last three gruelling years of gargantuan writing, health and personal pressure, 2013 has so far been characterised by a great big zero. 

I've done nothing new, niksde nada, zilch, niente and nichts since the year began. 


And I've surprised myself with how chilled I've been about going with the flow and just enjoying the time to live each day as it happens. 

As the old Sanskrit proverb goes :

"Look well to this day, for it is life, the very life of life. 
In it lies all the realities and verities of existence:
 the bliss of growth, the glory of action, splendour of beauty. 
For yesterday is but a dream, and tomorrow only a vision. 
But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness 
and every tomorrow a vision of hope. 
Look well, therefore, to this day, for it and it alone is life!

In fact, I've been enjoying doing nothing so much I got worried and, when my 79 year old Mom decided to get her tattoo (read more here) I was inspired to give myself some permanent writing motivation ... and I got tattooed !! 

The photos of my tattoos didn't come out well but, on my right wrist, in  white ink:  
Find your passion 

This tattoo (which is MUCH nicer than it shows in the photo!) comes from my grandfather My grandfather had a passion for riding horses. His dream was to be a jockey, but his la-de-da family said “We don’t ride horses in races, we only breed ‘em. You will be a doctor/politician like the rest of the family!” Well, my poor grandfather became the black sheep of the family; he never did find his passion and, sadly, ended up with a serious alcohol addiction which plagued him his whole life. He said to me:

Find your passion
Do not hesitate
Do not judge
Deliver the goods, for heaven’s sake! 

I think it’s about time I listened to my ancestors and “deliver the goods, for heaven’s sake!”  As I write by hand with my right hand, I thought that was a good tattoo to have on that arm.

On my left wrist, also in white ink (and much more attractive than the photo shows it) the tattoo is: 

Move Mountains

These past few years, with so many losses, joys and unexpected endings, the question has come up for me over and over again: what is my real destiny?  What is the meaning of my life? Am I here to keep others happy, or to move mountains? 

Becoming a successful writer in a world where readers are becoming scarcer then hen's teeth and everyone is writing and publishing their own Great Novel, to keep on writing and publishing my work requires the kind of faith talked about in Matthew 17:20

And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you. 

In other words : in writing, nothing is impossible and having faith (in my writing and in myself as writer) will remove obstacles, even those the size of mountains!

As I hunker down to start work on my next novel, nothing like a permanent reminder tattooed onto my wrists to remind me that to live this one, ordinary life well, to live the life I'm meant to live, I must write from my deepest passion. And I must hold onto the faith that one day, perhaps only in a future that I will never see, my writing will move mountains.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Tattoo Tuesday 1

As I write this my 79-year old Mom, widowed last year after 59 years with my Dad (57 of them married), is flying off to England to spend three months with my sister. They'll be off to New York, Italy and France as well, while I must use the time to finally start that new novel which has been buzzing about in my head.

My Mom, the jet-setter, also decided to get a tattoo in remembrance of my Dad. 

After taking her on a long and varied search through tattoo parlours in the strangest of places, she finally met a tattoo artist who understood what she wanted, and why she wanted it.

The oldest client the delightful tattoo artist Ting of SA Tattoos in The Zone has ever had, Mom and Ting got on like two peas in a pod. I didn't think I was ever going to get Mom to leave the shop. Everyone in the shop wanted to chat to her, including a young man who was having a beautiful dragon tattoo drawn over his chest in honour of his own Mom, who had been on crutches her whole life and still managed to bring him up.  

Mom's tattoo is of a Dove holding a laurel branch with 9 leaves. The Dove (bird of peace) symbolises my Dad, always the peacemaker of the family. The laurel branch symbolises victory, in this case, my Dad's victory over death, and each of the 9 leaves on the branch represent we who are left behind: my Mom, my sister and her family, Beric and I. 

My Mom drew the line at including a laurel leaf for each of my cats over the years! Grandkits, she said, didn't make the cut. Despite this disappointment, I was so inspired I decided to get my own tattoos.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Umbrella in the Snow

Some good news to end a rather dreary week, and to perk up a year that has so far been characterised only by no serious writing and a social media/personal burn-out! 

My short story UMBRELLA IN THE SNOW has been published by ITCH MAGAZINE.

Umbrella in the Snow

Still perfectly elegant after all these years, she never leaves home without it. 

"It’ll protect you," her daddy said, "when I can’t."

"I'll treasure it forever, Daddy." 

The earnest echo of her six-year-old self curves a smile ... read the rest of the story here


I'd also recommend that you read the other works in this on-line periodical recently adopted by the University of Witwatersrand School of Literature, Language and Media. 

My favourite story from this e-11 issue called MANIFESTOS is GREY HIGHWAY by Rudi Benade

Be sure to pop on over and enjoy a feast of many other articles, stories, poetry and artwork that are sure to speak to everyone. 

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Best birthday surprise EVER!! :)

Meet my nephew Michael. He lives deep in the Australian outback.
Meet Michael's girlfriend Sophie. She lives in far away England.
See how Michael surprised Sophie on her birthday on Thursday 25 April 2013. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOPHIE! 


With grateful thanks to Sophie's sister, Georgie le Butt, for letting me use her video.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Ordinary Face of the New South Africa

A letter I wrote to the Editor of local newspapers:

Dear Editor

South Africa is a country with immense potential – we have the people, the resources, the spirit to become not just a continental leader, but an inter-continental world leader. Through our tragic past, we have evolved in ways that other, older, democracies haven’t.  

That potential is threatened by a greed and corruption that sees the few become bloated fat cats, while the masses are starved of both hope and food. When a man is unable to find work to feed his children, how can he ever develop the latent talents and gifts he has?

Patric is such a man. I have known Patric since 2008, when I met him selling homemade  brooms and brushes along our street.  He had to leave school to help his mother feed & educate his siblings. Whether he is dripping wet from a highveld storm, or baking under the hot summer sun, Patric is a young man who always smiles as he enthusiastically sells his wares. His hopes for the future and his belief in this country make me proud to be South African.

This year Patric is trying to gain a more reliable and better paid job as a driver or in any other capacity in a company that offers him future prospects. Being the enterprising young man he is, he has pro-actively gone about seeking to make a better life for himself and his family. You can see this from his letter, which I have transcribed below. From my years of knowing Patric, I endorse what he has stated there.

As our country limps along, licking old wounds (apartheid’s legacy) as new ones (like President Zuma’s infamous Nkandla & the Guptagate scandal) are gouged out of our hopes, I would like to help Patric achieve his dream of a better job and thus a better future for himself.

Why do I not employ Patric, a more concrete form of help than writing a letter? As an ordinary working family, my husband and I employ four people in our house & garden, my sister and her husband the same number, and my recently widowed mother employs three. Not because we each need that many workers, but – being ordinary people who aren’t able to change all that’s wrong in this world  — we feel this is a trifling way we can try to change a few individual lives by giving them a small sense of achievement & self-esteem. In addition, we have recently made a substantial pension payout to our old gardener, who we supported from 2004 when he had a stroke and was unable to continue working (he passed away recently and we made a final lump sum payment to his children.) Sadly for Patric, though, that means we are financially at maximum employment capacity for a small family like ours.

However, I’m still hopeful that I can help Patric in another way – by asking other people for help. That’s where the xxxxx comes in!

Do you know The StarFish Story?

It tells of a young girl who was walking along a beach upon which thousands of starfish had been washed up during a terrible storm. When she came to each starfish, she would pick it up, and throw it back into the ocean. People watched her with amusement. She had been doing this for some time when a man approached her and said, “Little girl, why are you doing this? Look at this beach! You can’t save all these starfish. You can’t begin to make a difference!”

The girl seemed crushed, suddenly deflated. But after a few moments, she bent down, picked up another starfish, and hurled it as far as she could into the ocean. Then she looked up at the man and replied,

“Well, I made a difference to that one!”

The old man looked at the girl inquisitively and thought about what she had done and said. Inspired, he joined the little girl in throwing starfish back into the sea. Soon others joined, and all the starfish were saved.

In the spirit of The Starfish Story, would you use your considerable power and readership to help this one young man? Perhaps you can run a human interest story  and appeal to a far wider audience than I ever could – with God’s grace and a little bit of luck, one of your readers will be touched by the story and be in a position to offer Patric a job that has a better chance for him to use his talents and work towards his dreams.

Can the XXXXX help make a difference to one man’s life? Can you help Patric by publishing a story about him and asking your readers for help? The cell phone number Patric gave me is 076 814 1975

Yours sincerely
Judy Croome
Johannesburg, South Africa
Twitter: @judy_croome

Patric’s Letter (scanned copy of original can be emailed on request)

“Nhlanhla Lucky Jali (Patric)
ID 860615*******
26 Years old

Drivers Licence – Code C1
Languages Spoken – English, Zulu, Xhosa, Sesotho (basic), Afrikaans (basic)
Education – Grade 10 Amandlethu High School Inanda Durban Kwa Zulu Natal (2003)
Cell Phone contact – 076 814 1975

Employment: 2003 – to present – self-employed entrepreneur

I have been selling household items door to door since 2003 when I became the sole breadwinner for my family.

I am a highly motivated individual who is working very hard to improve my life and that of my family.

My goals are to have a good job which will allow me to support my family and to be able to build my own house one day. I value education and would very much like to send my children to a good school.

I play soccer for the Phola City team when I am in Durban, and value the camaraderie of team work.

While I do not have formal employment experience, I am a dedicated and hardworking individual who would be an asset to any company. I am prepared to work my way up within the company.

Thank you for considering me.”

Can anyone out there in the wide world help Patric find a job?

Friday, March 1, 2013

Hassle-free Taxes for Non-US Authors

At last, I have an IRS number!  After all the struggles I spoke of in my 2011 blog post NO ESCAPING TAX PAYMENTS, multi-talented romance author CLAIRE ROBYNS sent me a list of the steps she followed to get her ITN (Income Tax Number) from the dreaded Internal Revenue Services (USA). 

Claire had found the excellent and detailed blog post by Irish author CATHERINE RYAN HOWARD very helpful and passed on a useful list of steps to follow:



1. Phone 001 267 941 1099 (This is from SA, check your international codes and this is a USA number. Time difference between South Africa and USA is approx 6 hours, so factor that in when you call as well)

2. You'll get through to an auto-responder and be asked to select number options


3. I selected "1" and was put through to an on-hold waiting pattern. I waited about 2 rings (Claire pressed 2,  had to wait about 15 minutes , then was  transferred to another department and put into a waiting queue for another 10 minutes, so 25 minute wiat for Claire altogether). When the lady answered, I said "I'd like to apply for Tax Withholding for a foreign entity"


 4. Both Claire and I had no problem with our operators - they immediately took us through the questions and steps to get our ITN number. But there are stories on the 'net where, at this point, they might mention the SS4 form and say you need to fill this in. In that case, either say "I was told I can do this directly over the phone" and they should accept that and continue. If they get sticky, simply put phone down and try again a few minutes later to get through to someone else.



5. The Questions/Answers: The IRS telephone operators  basically take you through the SS4 application form. You can look at an SS4 form on the IRS website here.  If you take a look at the SS4, you'll see what they ask. But basically, they ignore most of those questions and simply ask what they need from you. You may need to spell your answers out, and then they'll spell it back to you, to ensure everything is correct:

   (a) Full Name (I gave my full legal name)

   (b) Trading as Name (my trading as name, Aztar Press)

   (c) Mailing address 

   (d) postal address (if different from mailing address)

   (e)They will ask if this is for compliance with withholding (I answered yes)

   (f) first day of business (I chose 1/March/2013 because that is the date I've registered with South African Revenue Services). 

    (g) how many people you think you might employ in the next 12 months? "0"

    (h) the nature of your business? I said, Retail - selling books through US distributors such as Amazon"

6. And that's it. They'll spell all your answers back to you, and then she'll say, "You need a pen to write down your ITN (or EIN) number ..." The operator then advises you that you'll receive the official form with your ITN number on it within two weeks. 

I asked if she could email it to me, but it can only be faxed to a place where you are or mailed. But, at this point you are an officially registered taxpayer with the IRS!

Nothing is this easy, right? Like Claire, I was very nervous before phoning, but both of us found the IRS operators so friendly and helpful. Nothing like the big bad IRS wolf I'd expected!


The next step is then to fill out the W8-BEN form and submit it to each of the places you've published with (Amazon KDP, Createspace, Smashwords). Catherine Ryan Howard gives a detailed step by step outline of how to complete the W8-BEN form, which you can download here.  


After that, you send of the forms to the distributor addresses listed on Catherine's website and you're safe from paying double taxes on your hard-earned royalties.

Whew. I, for one, am glad that's over. 

With thanks to Claire Robyns and Catherine Ryan Howard for their fantastic tips and advice on how to escape the hassles of paying tax to the IRS. Good luck registering yourself because remember this: there is no escape from taxes!

DISCLAIMER: I must be more brainwashed about tax after 20 years with my hubby Dr Beric Croome than I realised. This article, and my idea for the 2011 tax article were all my own - a middle of the night brainstorm!  One doesn't get free advice from tax lawyers, I'm afraid, not even when you're married to one!!! :)

Monday, February 25, 2013

Following the Writing Drum

How many times recently have you heard someone say, “I’m writing a book”?  Or, the next best thing, “I want to write a book”?  Have you ever said, or thought, “I can write a better book than this!”

Since we’ve entered the 21st century, it seems as if everyone you speak to wants to write a book – a novel, a memoir or a non-fiction self-help or cook-book.
Everyone?
Well, American author Joseph Epstein wrote in The New York Times that 81% of all Americans want to write a book, or believe they have a book in them.  In 2012, that’s roughly 250 million Americans who want to write a book.  Add on all the rest of the people in the world who want to write a book, and the mind boggles at the number of aspiring authors.
Why writing? One doesn’t hear every other person say, “I want to be a musician” or “I think I have at least one sculpture in me.”
No, it’s always “I want to write!”
One reason could be is that we learn to write as early as we learn to read. Somehow, that makes writing seem an easier expression of our individual creativity than other art forms, which overtly require special skills and expensive equipment. To write, you need the most basic of tools – a pencil and a piece of paper (or, these days, a laptop.)
Speaking to other writers, and trolling the multitude of on-line writing forums, I found the reasons people write are as many and as varied as the number of books on Amazon.com:
... I’m in it for the booze, chicks and money.  I like to write for the same reason I like to read: escapism. I can forget about the boring real world for a while. Of course, it would be nice to think that after I die there will be a chunk of writing with my name on it somewhere. It’s a free hobby.  It’s a compulsion. Writing is freedom. I want to prove to myself that I’m not a complete failure. Writing is one way to leave your mark on the world. Some people are in love with the idea of being a writer. I think it has to do with the innate desire to communicate; we all want to be ‘heard’. The lure of easy money. I can exist in another world. Some people are driven by inner forces. Chicks dig writers. There’s an Artist’s Mystique. These people want personal validation. Writing provides the opportunity to create something unique. On the days when there seem to be innumerable bills, I admit guiltily to daydreaming about getting rich one day. Writers don’t just entertain, they record a time, a place, a sliver of the human experience. Writers write because it’s their natural response to the world. Their life experiences keep haunting them so they want to pour it out, and writing is the best medium. I guess I just write, because I have an idea I don’t want to waste. People are trying to cash in on what they see as easy money. It really is my dream to write a book …
That’s a lot of reasons for writing, and that’s not even all of them. If we look into them more closely, we can see that, as individually expressed as each reason is, we can narrow them down to:
  • Dreams of fame & fortune (and the material rewards that go with that)
  • The perception that writing is an  “easy” art
  • The need to escape their material reality
  • The desire for immortality (to make a mark on the world)
  • For personal validation or a sense of self-worth
  • A creative compulsion to entertain  or communicate
Epstein, in his New York Times article, suggests that the desire to write a book has taken on a greater significance in the modern world because it fills the void left by the collapse of religion as the answer to our reason for existence. Where once people believed that faith in God could provide a road to salvation, now, he says, they search for meaning by writing a book.
Perhaps.
With my interest in evolutionary astrology I, however, see the intoxicating drumbeat of writing currently calling to so many people somewhat differently.
The end of the Mayan calendar – the so-called end of the world – came and went a few short weeks ago. Despite the rousing calls of the coming rapture, and to the delighted mockery of the sceptics, the world still exists.
But, if we step back from our fears and our emptiness, if we switch off our intellect and, like The Fool in the Tarot, leap across the abyss of faith, we may find that the world as we knew it has indeed “ended.”
The evolutionary imperative of the human spirit has outgrown the compassion of the Age of Pisces and shifted gear into the Age of Aquarius.  Aquarian energy, at once more egalitarian and more technological than the heart-based Piscean energy, is now a powerful force propelling humankind into the next phase of its spiritual evolution.
But in the search for the Divine – for salvation, if you will – an individual’s wholeness can only be attained when both the light and the dark within are embraced.
In this New Age, which fully began the day the Mayan calendar ended, the detached Aquarian energy is driving humanity to create a more equal world for all (the Arab Spring, the rising call to narrow the economic gap between the haves and the have-nots are two examples).
Just as fire was a gift from the Divine to light the evolutionary path for those ancients who walked this earth before us, so the advancements of science and technology are the Divine gift to light the evolutionary path for our modern world.  And without those scientific and technological advancements of the past 250 years (more advancements than the rest of the Age of Pisces in total), we wouldn’t be living in a global village in which both a high school student and a professor of English can write and publish their own book, with an equal possibility of success. You can’t get more egalitarian than that.
But, the brighter the light, the darker the shadow and the evolutionary shadow that stalks the human soul in our brave new world is hidden in the energy of the Aquarian polarity: the sign of Leo, king of the jungle.
If Aquarius energy is more comfortable with the cool and rational intellect and objectively works towards the best interests of the collective, the fiery Leo archetype, or psychology, ruled by the dazzling Sun and associated with the 5th house (representing, inter alia, the creativity and self-expression of the individual) is anything but.
Leo is a creative energy; it also wants to be like its ruler the Sun: the centre of attention. In its wilful desire nature, Leo will do whatever it takes to gain fame and fortune, prestige and passion. And because it operates from the shadows of the evolutionary imperatives of the Aquarian Age, it seeks its individual creative expression through the perceived easiest route to fame, fortune and celebrity status: writing a book.
However, writing, like the spiritual evolution of humankind itself, is not as easy as it first appears. As any one of those more than 250 million Americans who want to write a book will find out (and those populating the rest of the world, too), once one starts writing that first book, one’s spiritual evolution as an individual begins, whether one wants it or not.
The fates lead him who will – him who won’t, they drag. – Seneca (Roman philosopher, 4 BC – 65 AD)
Epstein, in the New York Times, urges people to think twice before starting to write a book and calls this consuming passion to write “a serious and time-consuming mistake.” 

No matter what a writer’s conscious reasons for first answering the call of the writing drum, ultimately the current surge in struggling writers is a symptom of Divine evolutionary forces at work: the new writer will inevitably find that the rewards he seeks may not be the rewards he ultimately receives.  His spiritual growth will come from learning to recognise that the urge to write a book may not end with a completed or published book. And, if he chooses to go the self-published route from ego rather than from spirit, he may have a published book, but will he have readers?
Can the spiritual evolution of humankind be a serious and time-consuming mistake?
Never.
Whether you finish your book, or not; whether your completed book is published or not; whether you become the next J K Rowling or not, when next you hear that distant drumbeat, calling you to write, write and write … stop. Listen. And then write some more.
For, with that first word you type on the first blank page you stare at, you’ll be embarking on a journey like none other: the journey to spiritual enlightenment and a new way of living.
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This article first appeared as a guest post on BODYSENSING, the blog of T'ai Ch'i Chu'an and Alexander Technique teacher of 25 years Marguerite van der Merwe. Marguerite lives with her husband, the accomplished artist, Charles van der Merwe, in the small coastal village of Kleinmond, South Africa. 
As Marguerite Osler, she is the author of THE ART OF WALKING (2011), a beguiling handbook on the art of natural, conscious walking and a path to health and the richness of well-being. Marguerite is the sister of Zen master, Buddhist monk, human rights advocate and author, Anthony Osler, (Stoep Zen, 2008)
Marguerite's next workshops on walking are:

THE ART OF WALKING  ~ ~ Walking Our landscape 2013, Workshop-Retreats

In these Workshop-Retreats, Marguerite  offers  active, caring connection to the only home we have – Gaia, our Earth Planet—practicing the many-splendoured  Arts of Walking, taking this Poise, Awareness and Relaxedness, into Nature’s service.  Daily  guided  Walkings in and around where we are,  imprint our intention to honour the Beauty and Sacredness of our Nature-al  Heritage.  In this Belonging we are all of value and ‘ensouled’ – ourselves, Great Mother Earth, the landscape in all its manifestations and occupants -   birds, bees, butterflies - plants, trees, animals, insects – kopjies, stones, dust - God’s great gifts of earth, air and water -   space, silence and sound.

March 26-28, 2013 - Bodhi Khaya, Stanford

May 25-31, 2013 Poplar Grove Farm, Colesberg

June 14-17, 2013   - in The Garden of the Beloved, Temenos, McGregor

Contact Marguerite at for more information about these workshops and other one-day workshops at margsmerwe@telkomsa.net

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Bibliography
Think You Have a Book in You? Think Again (Joseph Epstein, 28/09/2002, New York Times)
Negotiating with the Dead (Margaret Atwood, 2002, Virago Press)
The Twelve Signs- The Labours of Hercules (Leo) (Dana Gerhardt, Astrodienst, 2013)
Reincarnation through the Zodiac (Joan Hodgson, 1973, CRCS Publications)
The Twelve Houses (Howard Sasportas, 1985, Thorson Publications)